Michael Whiteman-JonesYeah, your face keep falling off.
I know. I'm trying to figure out how to work my face into my Haven post. No luck so far.
Oh, haven. I had an idea for that but now I can't remember.
You're too tired to think.
I am. It's scary. This is what is must be like to be you.
I hate you. Bitch. :D
That was a brilliant line. I wonder if you could use it somehow for 28 days?
If I do, I'll fix the damn S.
You hope you will.
I have a serious S problem. I was trying to type "what's" earlier, and I left the s out, and just now I put in an extra s, and a few messages ago, I left it out from “keeps”.
Maybe you should try leaving all your S's out and see if that helps.
You might have a hard time undertanding me.
Perhap. But I think I could adjut to it in time. It would help not to be leepy, of coure.
Why are you peaking to me in Chinee?
Okay, I have to go to bed.
It's ridiculous to have to get up at 6 am.
I believe, and I should write a manifesto supporting this, that nobody should have to get to work before 10 am or stay longer than 4 pm.
Well, I get off at 4 pm.
I get off whenever I can. :D
Worst. Joke. Ever. Apologize for it, right now.
I take the low-hanging comedic fruit.
You've angered the Comedic Gods.
They don't have much of a sense of humor, do they?
Now see, THAT was a brilliant line. :D
This post is part of Nicky and Mike’s 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing challenge. Today’s prompt is Texting. Go check out We Work For Cheese for a list of the other participants. *
I was going to use an old text conversation for my post today. It was very funny. But it would have insulted too many people.ReplyDelete
Heh, "Why are you peaking to me in Chinee?"ReplyDelete
Now that was funny!!!!!!ReplyDelete
Unfortunately, for Mike that's about twice a year. erve him right for exting hi exual fantaies.ReplyDelete
Hee Hee. Forget leaving off the esses. Just replace them with "zees"! That'z right. Ziva burnz again. I hope everyone got zome zleep!ReplyDelete
I hope that you both have international unlimited plans!ReplyDelete
Michael never texts me. I am crying now. Ziva never texts me, neither.ReplyDelete
Hey! I hadn't thought of that. NOBODY texts me! ...sniff...ReplyDelete
Well now you're going to have to tell us. ;)ReplyDelete
MikeWJ's a funny guy! ;)ReplyDelete
Mike's brilliant twice a year? Really? Honestly, I'm not even sure it's that often..ReplyDelete
Oh, that'z a great idea!ReplyDelete
I'm going to tell you a secret.... We were IM'ing, not texting. ;)ReplyDelete
Oh Mariann, he never texts me either, it was all IM. ;)ReplyDelete
"But I think I could adjut to it in time." Lol! This reminds me of my actual conversations with my husband.ReplyDelete
That's quite the conversation.ReplyDelete
I blame Mike.ReplyDelete
I am so happy other people are just as silly as we are. ;)ReplyDelete
Good thing there are no rules, cause otherwise that'd sort of be cheating, you know?ReplyDelete
This post made me really nervous and made me feel insecure.ReplyDelete
Michael Whiteman-Jones is ALWAYS getting off, isn't he!?ReplyDelete
I'm waiting to hear, Shawn.ReplyDelete
Worst. Joke. Ever. Apologize right now.ReplyDelete
Wait, I think I've heard that line before.
I don't know what to say about my own conversation except that it was kind of funny to read it long after I'd forgotten it. Like, 2 hours later.ReplyDelete
Okay, but why, Linda?ReplyDelete
Not a bad idea for March. I will borrow from the Photo Challenge and use an "Outtakes" theme.ReplyDelete
Who really knows?ReplyDelete
Dementia suits you.ReplyDelete
Oh Linda, have some wine. I'll join you.ReplyDelete
It would? I hadn't thought of that... You don't happen to have a whip that you use on people who break the rules, do you?ReplyDelete
He does? Do tell! ;)ReplyDelete
Ahh, it's nice to see a continuation of the witty repartee.ReplyDelete
This is a high quality text exchange. I was chuckling to myself the whole way through.ReplyDelete
Glad you enjoyed it, KZ. ;)ReplyDelete
You two crack me up. I especially like that you both use the text abbreviation for 'My koi is bigger than yours so bite me.'ReplyDelete
I have no idea what you're talking about. Admit it, you're high, aren't you?ReplyDelete
What? Doesn't this :D mean my koi is bigger than yours so bit me?ReplyDelete
Oh, it does? I always thought it meant "pass the salt". My bad...ReplyDelete