Me
Michael Whiteman-JonesYeah, your face keep falling off.
I know. I'm trying to figure out how to work my face into my Haven post. No luck so far.
Me
Oh, haven. I had an idea for that but now I can't remember.
You're too tired to think.
Me
I am. It's scary. This is what is must be like to be you.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
I hate you. Bitch. :D
Me
:D
Michael Whiteman-Jones
That was a brilliant line. I wonder if you could use it somehow for 28 days?
Me
If I do, I'll fix the damn S.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
You hope you will.
Me
I have a serious S problem. I was trying to type "what's" earlier, and I left the s out, and just now I put in an extra s, and a few messages ago, I left it out from “keeps”.
Michael Whitman-Jones
Maybe you should try leaving all your S's out and see if that helps.
Me
You might have a hard time undertanding me.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
Perhap. But I think I could adjut to it in time. It would help not to be leepy, of coure.
Me
Why are you peaking to me in Chinee?
Okay, I have to go to bed.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
It's ridiculous to have to get up at 6 am.
I believe, and I should write a manifesto supporting this, that nobody should have to get to work before 10 am or stay longer than 4 pm.
Me
Well, I get off at 4 pm.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
I get off whenever I can. :D
Me
Worst. Joke. Ever. Apologize for it, right now.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
I take the low-hanging comedic fruit.
Me
You've angered the Comedic Gods.
Michael Whiteman-Jones
They don't have much of a sense of humor, do they?
Me
Now see, THAT was a brilliant line. :D
This post is part of Nicky and Mike’s 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing challenge. Today’s prompt is Texting. Go check out We Work For Cheese for a list of the other participants. *
I was going to use an old text conversation for my post today. It was very funny. But it would have insulted too many people.
ReplyDeleteHeh, "Why are you peaking to me in Chinee?"
ReplyDeleteNow that was funny!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, for Mike that's about twice a year. erve him right for exting hi exual fantaies.
ReplyDeleteHee Hee. Forget leaving off the esses. Just replace them with "zees"! That'z right. Ziva burnz again. I hope everyone got zome zleep!
ReplyDeleteI hope that you both have international unlimited plans!
ReplyDeleteMichael never texts me. I am crying now. Ziva never texts me, neither.
ReplyDeleteHey! I hadn't thought of that. NOBODY texts me! ...sniff...
ReplyDeleteWell now you're going to have to tell us. ;)
ReplyDeleteMikeWJ's a funny guy! ;)
ReplyDeleteMike's brilliant twice a year? Really? Honestly, I'm not even sure it's that often..
ReplyDeleteOh, that'z a great idea!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to tell you a secret.... We were IM'ing, not texting. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Mariann, he never texts me either, it was all IM. ;)
ReplyDelete"But I think I could adjut to it in time." Lol! This reminds me of my actual conversations with my husband.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite the conversation.
ReplyDeleteI blame Mike.
ReplyDeleteI am so happy other people are just as silly as we are. ;)
ReplyDeleteGood thing there are no rules, cause otherwise that'd sort of be cheating, you know?
ReplyDeleteThis post made me really nervous and made me feel insecure.
ReplyDeleteMichael Whiteman-Jones is ALWAYS getting off, isn't he!?
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting to hear, Shawn.
ReplyDeleteWorst. Joke. Ever. Apologize right now.
ReplyDeleteWait, I think I've heard that line before.
I don't know what to say about my own conversation except that it was kind of funny to read it long after I'd forgotten it. Like, 2 hours later.
ReplyDeleteOkay, but why, Linda?
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea for March. I will borrow from the Photo Challenge and use an "Outtakes" theme.
ReplyDeleteWho really knows?
ReplyDeleteDementia suits you.
ReplyDeleteOh Linda, have some wine. I'll join you.
ReplyDeleteIt would? I hadn't thought of that... You don't happen to have a whip that you use on people who break the rules, do you?
ReplyDeleteHe does? Do tell! ;)
ReplyDeleteAhh, it's nice to see a continuation of the witty repartee.
ReplyDeleteThis is a high quality text exchange. I was chuckling to myself the whole way through.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it, KZ. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou two crack me up. I especially like that you both use the text abbreviation for 'My koi is bigger than yours so bite me.'
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what you're talking about. Admit it, you're high, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Doesn't this :D mean my koi is bigger than yours so bit me?
ReplyDeleteOh, it does? I always thought it meant "pass the salt". My bad...
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