Um....Ziva? Did you forget to come back? Did you get eaten by a giant squid? Did you really go visit my parents and are they still showing you all the naked baby pictures of me?
I was Googling "Grease" -- you know, for research on my new book, "Grease: Wonder Lube of the Northland" -- and to my great surprise, it brought me here. But you're nowhere to be found. Huh.
Dammit, I knew there was something I forgot to do. I forgot to come back! Thank you for reminding me, my cheesy friend. You were a very cute baby, by the way.
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ReplyDeleteYum....Greek Salad! Have fun.
ReplyDeleteκαι για να είμαστε επιφυλακτικοί των Ελλήνων που φέρει δώρα!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacation! I can't wait to hear all about it when you get back!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time! I wish I was there!
ReplyDeleteDon't touch anything. Some of those buildings are pretty old. You wouldn't want to break anything.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sure, easy for you guys to say.
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ReplyDeleteUm....Ziva? Did you forget to come back? Did you get eaten by a giant squid? Did you really go visit my parents and are they still showing you all the naked baby pictures of me?
ReplyDeleteLooking forward for you soon.
ReplyDeleteI was Googling "Grease" -- you know, for research on my new book, "Grease: Wonder Lube of the Northland" -- and to my great surprise, it brought me here. But you're nowhere to be found. Huh.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you aren't back. Do I need to get a SEAL Team Six to come after you?
ReplyDeleteFinally! I've been staying away for ages, hoping someone would eventully send a SEAL Team Six after me. Please make them good looking.
ReplyDeleteDammit, I knew there was something I forgot to do. I forgot to come back! Thank you for reminding me, my cheesy friend. You were a very cute baby, by the way.
ReplyDeleteDude, everything was already broken. No fun in that.
ReplyDeleteThank you Meleah, we had a wonderful time!
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit this, but I didn't have a single Greek salad while I was there...
ReplyDeleteYou weren't there? I could have sworn I saw you there, surrounded by a whole flock of pretty Greek men.
ReplyDeletePlease send me a copy of that book when you're done.
ReplyDeleteEfcharisto!
ReplyDeleteI never misplace my towel, in fact, I have it right here... Um, I'm sure it's here somewhere..
ReplyDeleteYou are very wise, Double-O.
ReplyDeleteMost of them are. I had an ex-boyfriend who was a SEAL. He made me feel even safer than Harry does.
ReplyDeleteWas I handing out $100 bills?
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