But then I came home and saw this:
Watch That Grass Grow!
Holy crap! Can you imagine how excited I was? There's grass on my tray of dirt! Not a lot, and it’s kind of yellow and looks a little diseased, but I’m sure it’s supposed to look like that. Anyway, doesn’t the pretty penguin make it look all nice and friendly? There’s nothing like a good penguin to make your diseased grass look friendly.
Super friendly, slightly crooked, grass with nice penguin.
Even though the grass grew a little today, it still feels pretty much like watching grass grow, so maybe we should spice things up with a game. Like a game of spot the foreign matter. Yesterday it was four lazy aliens. I already told you it was a penguin today, so obviously I made it too easy for you, but tomorrow I’ll hide something fun in the grass, and then we can play. Let’s hope the grass grows quickly, because this game will probably be a lot more challenging when the grass gets a little thicker… And higher. *