Staring.
Demanding.
Water me. Feed me. Play with me. I’ve invested every waking moment in that grass, and it’s killing me. When the sun moves, I move the grass. When it gets dry, I water it. When it feels lonely I sit with it, read to it. Play with little plastic toys with it.
Too much responsibility!
No water for you today.
Watch That Lousy Grass Grow!
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