It’s official. I’ve used the words ”terrorist”, ”bomb” and ”free healthcare for all” in the same sentence one too many times. The government of the USA is on to me. If I suddenly stop blogging and you never hear from me again, you’ll know I’m busy having my nails done in Guantanamo.
Like every blogger, I’ll occasionally have a magical googlebot come crawl around a little and sniff at my blog, probably to see if it still smells like yesterday’s dirty socks. But never before has my stat counter said this:
The googlebot was sent by the USA and resides in a region called Armed Forces Europe. The Armed Forces! In Europe! That’s where they keep the guns and grenades and all the hot soldiers. And you know they chose the armed forces in Europe because that’s closest to where I am. They are going to come for me any minute now. They’re going to lock me up and throw away the key, only to find it again 20 years later and throw it away again because it seemingly led nowhere important. By the time I get out cars will have wings and airplanes won’t.
It was nice knowing you. *