Cheating My Way To A Beautiful Blog

I need some advice. The incredibly funny Candice, from Life According to Candice, is hosting a free giveaway that I absolutely need to win. One lucky soul will win a free blog makeover. A makeover! I could finally get rid of the nasty brown heart up there that is nothing like my own little shrivelled black heart. I need to win this. It couldn’t be better if she were giving away little pieces of pure gold. Um, well actually, gold would do. I’m not picky. But I am, however, worried that I might not win this just by entering the draw. I need to make sure she picks me. Here’s where your advice would come in handy.

I have already thought of some ways to ensure my success in the contest. First, I’m going to bribe Candice. I’m sure a nice little puppy would do. I’m also going to lavish Candice, who’s not only extremely good-looking, but also thoughtful, sexy, kind and not at all as stupid as you’d think by looking at her blonde hair, with flattery. I also considered babysitting her kids so she could get it on with her husband, but I’m not really a babysitting kinda person. And I thought about washing her car, but I’m not really a washing kinda person either.

M is leaving for Estonia tomorrow so I’ll have the entire weekend to myself and I plan to do nothing but suck up to Candice. Wonderful, amazing, Candice. Now, I know that my sucking up and my flattery will take care of the win for me, but just in case Candice proves difficult to bribe… Does anyone know how to rig that random.org generator thing in my favor? *

Cheating My Way To A Beautiful Blog