Come everybody, come. Gather around.
Not that close.
Okay, good. Please say hello to the newest addition to our family. This is Yoda.
Now, take a good look at him.
Good. You won’t be seeing much more of him, because Yoda will have a normal childhood, and not be ruined by fame like Darth Vader was. He will not be teased by all the other cats, have them laughing at him, mocking him for having a blogging mom who keeps posting pictures of him with no clothes on. He will not have to rise above the teasing, only to become a snotty diva with a huge head, begging his poor blogger mommy to take more pictures of him. He will have a normal, low-key, only a few pictures a day kind of childhood. He will be a normal cat, dammit!
….okay, just a few more pictures. But these are the last ones, I promise!