I really tried to make an effort to think of something interesting, intelligent and witty to write about today. That said, meet Barbie.
The perfect woman, right?
Well, if Barbie were life-sized, her measurements would be 39(99cm)-23(58cm)-33(83cm). She would stand seven feet two inches tall (2,2m), and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.
After a ridiculous amount of time spent in front of the mirror, some rigorous scientific research and careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is what I would look like if I were a doll:
Eat your heart out, Barbie. *