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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Post After This Post Will Be Awesome

Yoda went completely ballistic when he noticed his parts were missing.

 Yup, that’s right, I’ve hacked the balls off of yet another perfectly good cat. Don’t worry, though, I won’t go into the details, so my male readers can now uncup their balls and stop cringing. And I do, in fact, have better things to write about than cats, although, the internet never feels entirely complete without cat pictures.

See, M and I went out searching for adventure during the New Years. And adventure we found. It was pretty easy to find it, as a matter of fact, it was just lying there in the middle of the street. In Prague. And in Magdeburg. And in Berlin. Check in again at the end of the week and I’ll brag shamelessly tell you all about our trip.

Also, tune in for next week’s episode of the Cat Blog, where we’ll be discussing the age-old question posed by every castrated cat since the knife was invented. “Can cats adopt?” *
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17 comments:

  1. You know, in a few months I'll be bringing Dobson in for his de-balling. I guess that'll make us castration buddies, right?

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  2. Hooray for a new post from you! Can't wait to hear all about your trip!

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  3. As I type with one hand and cup my balls with the other, I have to say, that line 'Can cats adopt?' made me laugh.

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  4. Admit it, you've wondered about it, haven't you? ;)

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  5. I know, it's good to be back! Again.. I'm really not very good with consistent blogging, am I? Shame on me.

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  6. Castration buddies. Now there's something to brag about.

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  7. I'm just happy whenever you DO post.

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  8. Seriously, I'm a little scared. Did Yoda really freak out?

    And did his voice change?

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  9. I'm relieved to hear you were gallivanting all over the world and not just ignoring my whining pleas for attention.

    Also, if Yoda wants to adopt some kids, I've got some spares lying around. And I've already printed up and signed the paperwork. You know. In case.

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  10. Was that adventure in the middle of the street, or you? You know how you get at New Years in Prague after a bottle of celebratory champagne. Good times.

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  11. The adventure was in the middle of the street, I was a good pedestrian and walked on the sidewalk.

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  12. You are so sweet to continuously offer me your kids, sometimes you even offer to pay me if I take them. Too bad I have no use for silly Canadian yen. Or cheese.

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  13. Mostly he acted really drunk for a couple of hours, then he licked his empty sack for a couple more hours and then he settled in for a lifetime of pre-puberty.

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  14. Frankly, I've never understood why they don't just give male cats vasectomies.  Why castrate them?  Poor kitties.  We had Smokey neutered when he was about 5 months old.  He was okay after, but I have to wonder.  Does he harbor resentment toward us?  Is that why he scratches sometimes?  It's been over 20 years since he was "fixed", but he still can be very pissy over the whole thing.

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  15. Oh poor Smokey. I didn't think Yoda would mind very much, but lately, I've been catching him leavning dead fish in our bed and writing Die! on the walls, so maybe he does harbor some resentment towards us.. Could also be he's just being a teenager.

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