tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post710662005823036552..comments2024-02-26T08:01:22.408+02:00Comments on Ziva's Inferno: The Curious Case of the Little Evil White Mushroom PenisesZivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-2085787255645340882010-09-19T20:02:21.855+03:002010-09-19T20:02:21.855+03:00Muschu: You should have tried singing to them.. Th...Muschu: You should have tried singing to them.. That might have been just the right thing to persuade them to move. Now they'll just stick around and wait for more vodka.Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-213104147525101822010-09-19T15:21:37.413+03:002010-09-19T15:21:37.413+03:00I didn't have the time to dig out the penises....I didn't have the time to dig out the penises.. but i poored som Koskenkorva viina on the penises.. hope that makes the penises go away... <br /><br />"go away, way away little penisville" (jingle bells tune)Muschuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12518089216687406689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-83271134094048677702010-09-19T15:18:04.991+03:002010-09-19T15:18:04.991+03:00YOU BASTARD!!!YOU BASTARD!!!Muschuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12518089216687406689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-81013103422869846082010-09-17T17:39:56.928+03:002010-09-17T17:39:56.928+03:00Cruella: Ohh, I'm terrible with plants too. Wh...Cruella: Ohh, I'm terrible with plants too. When my boyfriend waters them, they thrive. But when I water them, even under his supervision, they die! I don't get it. But maybe I should grab the mushroom penises after all and show them on TV myself.. But then again, I'm not sure I want my 15 minutes of fame to be attributed to mushroom penises..Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-10429395664985867272010-09-17T16:04:54.956+03:002010-09-17T16:04:54.956+03:00Haha, this made me laugh. I'm terrible with pl...Haha, this made me laugh. I'm terrible with plants too (I know it is awfully judgmental of me to jump to the conclusion that you are terrible with plants "too" after this one little story alone, but there you go... I'm a down right Judge Judy when it comes to plant stories). In fact, I have rarely gotten any to live for more than a few months (unless the one I eventually managed to discourage from drinking water at all. After about a year I discovered, much to my surprise, that it was still alive). <br /><br />I'm sure your sister can get new plants if need be. Or maybe she can show the mushroom penises on TV and become even more famous (or get to work with more famous people - I agree, it's virtually the same thing).Cruella Colletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11422848273167338884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-22906572578156737992010-09-17T00:28:31.531+03:002010-09-17T00:28:31.531+03:00Lorena: Right... That makes sense; get the bastard...Lorena: Right... That makes sense; get the bastards drunk and hit them when they're passed out. You get the alcohol and I'll bring the bat!Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-15915135139334271652010-09-16T22:19:50.845+03:002010-09-16T22:19:50.845+03:00Google recommends a light spray of rubbing alcohol...Google recommends a light spray of rubbing alcohol on the soil.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02124035941602392965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-80710149619141467292010-09-16T21:44:22.102+03:002010-09-16T21:44:22.102+03:00nonamedufus: I know I shouldn't have touched a...nonamedufus: I know I shouldn't have touched anything at that exhibition! I probably have some sort of STD and will leave little white mushroom penises on everything I touch. My apartment is going to look awesome!Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-60982295079819160392010-09-16T20:25:21.941+03:002010-09-16T20:25:21.941+03:00"...invaded by a whole pack of evil white mus..."...invaded by a whole pack of evil white mushroom penises about an inch tall. I have no idea where they came from, I just know that they’re here now..."<br /><br />Is this something you might have brought back from the sex show? Oh and Muschu lives in Turku? Well Turk her too!nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-44890435002205004342010-09-16T18:38:50.612+03:002010-09-16T18:38:50.612+03:00Linda: I already told my sister about the mini pen...Linda: I already told my sister about the mini penises.. She wasn't even surprised. I guess she knew something like this would happen. And now I can't help wondering if they're magic mushrooms and if I should try one just in case...<br /><br /><br />Lauren: Wee wee-wees, hehe... I'm glad I'm not the only one with a plant problem. I'm sure I'll kill at least one or two before she comes back. But at least she should be able to grow mushrooms instead.<br /><br /><br />Reffie: That's my mission, making everyone have nightmares about tiny evil wieners. I'm nice like that.<br /><br /><br />MikeWJ: After a few months, I'm pretty sure you'll start hurting Kerry, if not yourself. But on the plus side, you'll probably make a lot of money! Who cares about the wife anyway?<br /><br /><br />Jon: Oh crap, now I'm worried they'll be all over the apartment when I go water the plants next week. But honestly, who needs an entire apartment for themselves anyway? Sharing with little evil mushroom penises is good for the soul.<br /><br /><br />BLOGitse: Want to come over for dinner? Because there's no way I'm eating those little bastards unless someone else goes first.Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-67943847518502154152010-09-16T16:54:45.489+03:002010-09-16T16:54:45.489+03:00Cook them - free food!
And you can tell you friend...Cook them - free food!<br />And you can tell you friends what you had for dinner - not one penis but many! :)<br />You're too funny....BLOGitsehttp://www.blogitse.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-61036601987489270992010-09-16T10:00:47.420+03:002010-09-16T10:00:47.420+03:00Very pretty. Mind you, you'll be in trouble if...Very pretty. Mind you, you'll be in trouble if that lot spore and spread to the wallpaper, soft furnishings, supporting woodwork and so forth. Burn the Little Evil White Mushroom Penises now say I! Or perhaps you could use them in an omlette.Jon in Francehttp://www.vendeeblog.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-23128372890262997882010-09-16T05:09:00.801+03:002010-09-16T05:09:00.801+03:00I'm going to start pouring a gallon of water d...I'm going to start pouring a gallon of water down my pants every day. An inch of growth a month couldn't hurt.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-10141641592143900412010-09-16T02:30:27.454+03:002010-09-16T02:30:27.454+03:00Oh dear.
I will dream of tiny wieners tonight. A...Oh dear.<br /><br />I will dream of tiny wieners tonight. AAAARRRRRGGG!<br /><br />Yeah, a gallon. Those poor plants.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-3263481158868412322010-09-16T01:37:41.180+03:002010-09-16T01:37:41.180+03:00Tiny penises are wee wee-wees.
At least you didn&...Tiny penises are wee wee-wees.<br /><br />At least you didn't kill the plant. That's my MO.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01403714167201265834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-33154304182413877152010-09-16T01:24:08.591+03:002010-09-16T01:24:08.591+03:00Ziva, what are you talking about "what little...Ziva, what are you talking about "what little evil vaginas look like"? As if you didn't know!<br /><br />What did you do to these plants. I'd dig out the penises before your famous sister gets back in town. Don't eat them though. That would be asking for trouble.Linda Medranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440058568073764902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-46147043795345070552010-09-16T00:10:13.119+03:002010-09-16T00:10:13.119+03:0000dozo: That's hilarious! It'll be very in...00dozo: That's hilarious! It'll be very interesting to see what little evil vaginas look like.Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8253452556872551898.post-76810935348349282822010-09-16T00:02:36.417+03:002010-09-16T00:02:36.417+03:00How cute! It looks like a little "Penisville&...How cute! It looks like a little "Penisville"!<br /><br />You know, some plants (maybe even fungi) need both sexes of the species in order to propagate, so you might want to keep your eye on the other plants for sprouting vaginas.<br />;-)00dozohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704098179400766578noreply@blogger.com